I just attempted to do a YouTube yoga workout for moms and toddlers. The mom and toddler in the video were serene and cute, whereas I was falling over most of the time, and my kid spent the first half looking upside down at me saying, “Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy,” and the second half sitting on me, trying to pull me back up, climbing on my back, and finally, when he could bear no more, lying face down on the ground and saying, “This is the worst. God.”